The Joys of Parenting

The other day I went to pick up the kiddies after work and they had a rather interesting tale to tell. So and so kissed so and so today and...they could hardly wait to tell me. Okay.."so who kissed who?" A girl in grade 1 (who shall remain nameless) kissed a boy in grade 1. It wasn't so much that she kissed but how she did it. She pushed him to the ground and then hovered over top of him, kind of like in a push-up stance and kissed him. Hmmm....interesting I thought. Then Jaden says, "That's called humping!" I know I probably shouldn't have laughed, but it came out before I could stop it. "No it's not", I tell him. "Well than it's called sex." Laughing even harder now I say, "No it's not." Then he throws his arms in the air..."well I don't know what it's called then!" Thanks heavens he left it at that....I'm not ready for that conversation yet.